A few things the Bag Lady has wondered recently:
Why does a cat who spent the entire night outside go immediately to the litter box (situated in the office) when he comes into the house? And smells up the entire room. And then wants to be let back outside.
Why does Firefox crash whenever a brilliant idea presents itself, then refuses to come back online until your frustration causes you to forget whatever the hell you were planning to post about, in it's entirety, complete with amusing anecdotes?
Why is the song from a commercial on TV looping endlessly through her head, when she doesn't even watch television?
Why can't she remember the other thing she was wondering about?