Please excuse the Bag Lady from having to type properly for the next few...days....perhaps weeks.
She was doing some construction work and hit her baby finger with a hammer. Hard. Hard enough to explode the tip of her finger... she will probably lose the fingernail, too, as it is all black. The pad of her fingertip is white...wonder if she should go to Emergency.....nah...she'd just have to sit there for hours and hours , and then all they would do would be to bandage it in the same manner that she has already bandaged it. (Well, except theirs would probably look a little neater.)
It hurt so bad that she couldn't even cry. But she's pretty sure her mama never would have expected to hear her well-brought up daughter saying any of those words! In fact, her mama probably never even heard some of those words! (The Bag Lady can be pretty inventive - who knew?)
"Ouch" wasn't even considered. She might cry when the Cowboy comes home, though, 'cause he'll probably want to look at it, and the Bag Lady can't... it hurts to look at it. Seriously, the end of her finger exploded. Actually, it was kinda cool, or at least, it would be if it had happened to someone else. Preferably someone she didn't like much. Like an axe murderer, or child molester....
You know when they ask you at Emergency to rate your pain on a scale of 1 to 10, with 10 being the worst? This was about 99. It's calming down now... probably around 50. It should get down below 10 soon. (Of course, it's only been about 20 minutes since she did it.)
Damn, she was almost done her little project, too.