WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS INFORMATION THAT MAY CAUSE LAUGHTER - PLEASE BE SURE TO AVOID DRINKING COFFEE OR OTHER BEVERAGES ( or eating) WHICH MAY CAUSE SPEWING OR CHOKING
It finally rained!
The Bag Lady actually writes her blog posts in advance, as most of you must know, and there is a thunderstorm raging as she types, and it is raining blessed rain! The ground is terribly thirsty, and the rain is welcome.
The dugouts will be replenished, and the trees and grass and pastures and gardens will get a much-needed drink. (If the Bag Lady wasn't still ill, she would go out and dance in the rain, she is that happy to see it!)
She has something else to dance about, too! The Bag Lady is going to work. She got a job.
(Please make sure you are sitting down, removing all liquids and/or solids from your mouth before reading the next line.)
She is going to work in a fitness centre.
(She warned you to empty your mouths! Go get a towel to wipe off your monitor - we'll wait. Does anyone know the Heimlich maneuver? I think Mizfit is choking on that damned tuna....)
Yes, the infamous A(u)nti-Fit is going to be working in a fitness centre. Oh, stop laughing. It isn't like she's going to be a personal trainer or anything! She's just going to be a sort of combination tour guide/information officer, making sure that everyone knows how to get where they are going, giving tours of the facility, checking to make sure people paid to be where they are, and just generally making sure that things are running smoothly.
She starts her new job after the long weekend, and is not yet sure how this will impact her blogging. She hopes to be able to continue posting fairly often, but is not sure that she can maintain her regular schedule. Sadly, blogging hasn't put any food on the table, so the choice is obvious.
Enjoy your long weekend - the Bag Lady is going to do her best to have a nice, relaxing time before she returns to the working world.