Friday, March 27, 2009

The Name Game

The Bag Lady's sister, Reb, had a meme on her blog that made the Bag Lady smile, so she thought she would play, too.

1. Your rock star name (first pet/current vehicle) - Professor Explorer

2. Your Gangsta name (favourite ice cream flavour/fave type of shoe) - Chocolate Sneaker

3. Your Native American name (fave colour/favourite animal) - Magenta Mountain Lion

4. Your soap opera name (middle name/city of birth) - the Bag Lady doesn't have a middle name - well, unless "the" is her first name.....

5. Your Star Wars name (first 3 letters of last name/first 2 letters of first name) Ladba???

6. Your Superhero name (second fave colour/fave drink) - Purple Whiskey

7. Your NASCAR name (first names of your grandfathers - the Bag Lady is using their middle names, because her sister already used their first names) - Henry Millard

8. Your dancer name (favourite scent/fave candy) - Beautiful Cherry Blossom

9. TV Weather Anchor name (5th grade teacher/city that starts with the same letter) - Duplessis Dodge.

10. Your spy name (fave season/flower) - Spring Lily

11. Your cartoon name (favourite fruit/article of clothing you are wearing) - Raspberry Jeans

12. Your hippie name (what you had for breakfast/favourite tree) - Granola Fig

13. Your movie (or porn) star name (first pet/first address) - Professor Doris
(How lame is that!?)

Hope you have a great weekend!

27 comments:

MizFit said...

barkley woodshire here to star in her first porntastic flick.
I mean her first BOLLYWOOD APPROPRIATE FOR ALL AGES FILM :)

Crabby McSlacker said...

These are great! It's so funny how they almost all worked out to be totally appropriate. Though I think Magenta Mountain Lion would work much better for a Porn Name than Professor Doris.

Oh wait, they have those X-rated films where the uptight glasses-wearing gal finally lets down her hair with a gang of construction workers... Professor Doris might be pretty good after all.

kcinnova said...

Your hippie name is very 'granola' (hahahaha)
Do you play keyboard in your rock band? Because I can totally see a keyboardist named Professor Explorer... although it might be one of those punk bands or new wave or something...
And you have a GREAT Star Wars name!

I'm going to do this one, too. :)

the Bag Lady said...

Miz - that is a great Bollywood name!! *snort* Barkley Woodshire and Professor Doris could star together in a Shrlock Holmes-style mystery, doncha think?

Crabby - Oh, I totally forgot about those construction workers with the uptight glasses-wearing gal! That would be me, alright! :)

kcinnova - I admit, I chuckled at the thought of a rock star named Professor Explorer! And the Star Wars name worked very well (far better than with my actual name!)

JavaChick said...

The very first cat I had that was mine (not the family's) was Maestro and we drive a VW Rabbit, which makes my Rockstar name Maestro Rabbit. I kinda like it. :)

JavaChick said...

P.S. We also had a pet named Professor - dog named Professor Woof. Cute little thing he was.

Reb said...

Well done Sis! I do remember Professor - vaguely.

Leah J. Utas said...

I think Professor Doris has a helluva porn career ahead of her.

the Bag Lady said...

JavaChick - Maestro Rabbit is totally cool! We had a cat when my dad was going to University - hence Professor.

Reb - I wasn't sure you would - you weren't very old when we had him!

dfLeah - Professor Doris... and the Hard-hats - how nasty does that sound? (Would actually be a better rock band than porn movie!)

Missicat said...

I think my first cat was named...Cat. I was an original five year old, wasn't I???
You REMEMBER your fifth grade teacher??? wow...
Yes your hippie name is perfect!

Hilary said...

You have some great names in there. But (in your comment reply to Leah) your decided rock band name can indeed be a porn name with just one word change. Make it Professor Doris Does the Hardhats and you're in business!

the Bag Lady said...

Missicat - I think, actually, that that was actually my sister's grade 5 teacher.... but hey - it's close enough, right? :)

Hilary - Oh.My.God! Why didn't I think of that? *snort*

Clare2e said...

My porn/stripper name is Ginger Livingston, and yes, I've written and submitted smut under its spangly auspices.

Sagan said...

Hehe I love it! Mountain lions are my favorite, too. Are you drinking that whiskey on the rocks, Bag Lady?

My spy name would Autumn Forget-me-not, but somehow that just doesn't have a nice ring to it...

the Bag Lady said...

Clare - I am shocked! *giggle* Did you really??!!

Sagan - a spy named Forget-Me-Not might not be very successful.... aren't the best spies the nondescript folks who blend in well?

new*me said...

what a funny meme!! Have a great weekend ;)

the Bag Lady said...

Thanks, Annette - hope your weekend is great, too!

Glam said...

Thank you, THANK YOU for your comments on the music man. I don't know why, but your comment made me have a light bulb moment. I'm RUNNING! Besides, he's a tool anyway. Who wouldn't want this?? *snap!* :)

the Bag Lady said...

Glam - glad I could help! :)

Mark said...

Fantastic! have a nice weekend!

the Bag Lady said...

Thanks, Mark - you too!

david mcmahon said...

Came here from Hilary's blog. Have a great weekend.

Amy Mullis said...

I get a little behind (I'd love to get a little behind, but that's beside the point)on my blog reading and you change templates on me. I love "all the moos that is moos." I also had a blast with the name game meme. My first pet was a cat named Do Do Bird which gave rise to some really creative answers.

Hope all's well under all that snow!

the Bag Lady said...

Thanks, David! Nice to see you again, and hope your weekend is wonderful, too!

Amy - Thanks - I would love to take credit for "all the moos that is moos", but that was my sister's doing! (Actually, the entire heading was her creation - isn't it great?!)

Mark said...

I hope you had a fabulous weekend! :)

the Bag Lady said...

Thanks, Mark!

carla said...

how was the weekend?
PLEASE
DONT
SAY
SNOW
FILLED
:)

Here's hoping you had a warmer one....